WBN The Satirical News
A controversy has started about the Iphone camera. Some people are of the opinion, that the camera makes you look a little fatter, other say those people see what they want to see. However scientist have found out that the camera is adding 10 pounds to every one who is in the picture. This has been done deliberately said Ginni van der Hool, a spokesperson from the Apple Campus. Here at Apple we like things of beauty, so we want people to think they look fat, to encourage them to go to the gym, or starve themselves with a diet.
Regina Flangeloni did just that for the man she had loved for over 7 years. They were talking about who would take care of the kids in the weekends after the divorce. When he said, it would be mostly his parents, she opened the door for him and told him to get out. When he said he did not want to and she was just being crazy, she told him; you run tracks at nights, this shouldn’t be that hard for you, just wiggle your legs as fast as possible. But she gave in when he said; you can’t make me do this. She said; ok, I’ll stop the car, you get out, but you are not to close the door until then.
“The beaches of France are places where butts and boobs are supposed to be shown “zut” (*dammit)!
Although everybody has the right to wear what they want on a beach, even if it is a wetsuit, we will not allow “these women” to be modest, it is our duty to deny them the same rights as everybody else to wear protective gear going into water or protect them against the sun. If their husbands cannot oppress them, we will oppress them instead,” said a French village.
Question: Do you know why the rabbit,…? (the reaction should make you chuckle a bit)
Answer: Because behind a tree. (the reaction should make you laugh a bit)
Warning: some analysts (or know it alls) may become agitated! Which is pretty funny and thus achieves its goal.
The Zombie leader spoke; Gurgle gurgle gurgle,
The Zombie crowd yelled; Gaaaaaaaaa
The people screamed; Aaaaaahh
The sheep bleated; Baaahhhh
Trump said; He’ll run the country
because when yesterday was today then tomorrow meant today.
And when tomorrow becomes today then yesterday would mean today.
Which word is spelled right?
C. I do not know the answer