France On A Roll To Ban The Burkini

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Some French villages have banned the Burkini.
“The beaches of France are places where butts and boobs are supposed to be shown “zut” (*dammit)!
Although everybody has the right to wear what they want on a beach, even if it is a wetsuit, we will not allow “these women” to be modest, it is our duty to deny them the same rights as everybody else to wear protective gear going into water or protect them against the sun. If their husbands cannot oppress them, we will oppress them instead,” said a French village.

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