Donald Trump jr Meeting With Assassins

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Donald Trump jr has stated brashly after having an extensive meeting with 3 tiny Skittles (government assassins), that there are absolutely no safety precautions taken by the United Nations High Commission for Refugees (UNHCR). The several agencies, the State Department, the Department of Homeland Security, the Defense Department, the National Counterterrorism Center and the Federal Bureau of Investigation have not been involved in the most stringent security process for anyone entering the united states. The agencies are not using biographical and biometric information about applicants to conduct a background check but instead have created a humongous hand and have started pulling Syrians out of Syria. ‘The meeting with the 3 tiny Skittles was satisfying and mind broadening and oh gosh they are the best assassins I have ever met’, said Donald Trump jr.

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